The kids are alright.

The kids are alright. Leave them alone.

Is this red carpet a sign that things might get fun again? This red carpet was pretty fun.

Caribbean folks are a resilient bunch but this is the ultimate test of our spirit. My heart aches for those preparing to go through this hurricane ordeal once more.

Basically, it’s simply a matter of which States are giving a green light to predators to prey on undocumented immigrants without consequences vs. States that protect everyone from predators. Any time a predator is let loose to prey at will; ALL OF US, regardless of immigrant/citizen status are endangered. This is a…

We are not just sitting back praying

They use a burning cross now.

Who watches porn with a plot?

For the people without the means or option to leave, my heart breaks.

I have dangled off the side of elevated railway tracks while a train screams past.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

People like him are part of the reason I’m an atheist.

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

I’m willing to give a smidge of a pass on the sunglasses, because I have incredibly sensitive eyes and literally cannot leave the house without sunglasses unless its so overcast it’s almost dark.

No one cares about your boner.

I woke up one morning and I was “gifted” with MS. My life lost at least five years, and I ended up getting divorced because my ex wasn’t willing to help pick up the slack of what I couldn’t do anymore, declaring bankruptcy, and continually dealing with family court. You know what God’s got? A hardon for fucking with…

“God’s got this.”

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

jesus christ well done