Gukkki?

YOU. LOST. Get over it snowflakes.

Yeah, I prefer it to having sex in bed, often. Besides not wanting to ruin my sheets, I love the hot water and slipperiness. I’m all about penetration, and I love penetration in the shower. Bend over, grab the edges of the tub, good to go.

I personally love shower sex. Love it.

Yeah. I think for a lot of people, the only reason to get it done right away would be if there were some kind of bad shit happening (abuse) or one of the partners wants to get remarried and that puts time pressure on it. Otherwise, it’s like, well, life is fine now that we’ve figured out the split, we’ll get around to…

Oh yeah. He’s definitely full of shit. There is no human alive who wouldn’t want some of that.

A+ on the comfortable and practical footwear.

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

“Copperhead bites are typically not fatal,” says Dr. Peter Bromley, N. C. Cooperative Extension Specialist in Zoology. Small animals, like small dogs, may receive a fatal bite from a copperhead. The venom causes local tissue destruction and secondary infection often sets in. If you or your pet are bitten by any…

Jesus, I hate people. Don’t kill things because you’re scared of them. This is neither cute nor funny.

OH MY GOD, buying childrens’ shoes. I am feeling this.

Grammarian Hot Take:

I would believe how bald he was (he died in ‘09—fucking cancer). I also miss grown ups (sex, drugs, jobs, kids, jobs you hate, marriages falling apart, divorces, cheating (from all sides) and drinking to escape) in country music.

you can also use them to play monopoly.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

Right? The fact that he even tried is a real indication of how desperate he was; he’d have to fold himself in half to go unnoticed in a crowd.

Did anyone else not realize he’s SIX FOOT EIGHT?! I am legitimately flabbergasted.

Jesus. You know what else has “beautiful curves” to contrast with the “straight lines of the product?”

That would be just fine.

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”