This is probably going to be one thing that is really going to gall the living shit out of Trump.

Happy to oblige. Daily Affirmation: Michael Jordan

...but just so everyone understands, this meeting in no way should be considered collusion. Totally no colluding going on here, none whatsoever. Some dick-sucking, yes (on Trump’s part), but definitely no collusion.

“SO DO YOU!”

I’m convinced this tour most likely won’t happen, but the fact that the idea is floating around, in whatever form is disgusting.

Eleventy Billionty +++ stars for BoJack reference. GODDAMMIT I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH!!!!

and she signed it “the Honorable Omarosa Manigault”

Wasn’t that an episode of Six Feet Under?

And he cleverly got around it by invoking the new “The president didn’t demand executive privilege, but I can’t talk about it” defense...”

I ran that guy off a bridge once. Then off the end of an unfinished highway onto the Chicago streets below. F*ckin’ Illinois nazis...

Hey, I worked really hard on those. They must have taken me three whole minutes... :D

Meanwhile, because WH staff didn’t feel like dealing with another of Donnie’s jealous tantrums when he inevitably would find out Pence went to NASA...

Is anyone else furiously wringing their hands in aching anticipation of this hearing tomorrow? Between this and OITNB’s new season on Friday night, I am a tight little ball of angst/joy/anticipation/nerves/elation. I feel like I need a drum-size bowl of popcorn and a bottle full of No-Doz in order to take all of this…

Up to the rooftop Darrell claws, to photograph protestors announcing their cause

Oh God, please don’t remind me about the Vatican...I’ve been having nightmares about what that meeting with the Pope would be like.

Dried-up, Ball-busting, Soulless Automaton

Meanwhile, this is happening at Trump’s DC hotel right now...

Right?! Took me a second and a couple attempts at pronouncing it before I figured out that it didn’t have anything to do with “staph” (which is, strangely, how I read it the first time) :)

“Well, fuck, Jake.

The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.