why doesn’t she confront Deborah at the hockey games?

For me, that photo resembles what George Michael (R.I.P.) may have looked like had he been raised a closeted bumpkin from Appalachia...

Can anyone on here offer up some sort of indication (hopefully in the form of a verified quote or anecdote) that Ivanka is at least AWARE of just how much she’s loathed by the majority of Americans?

You know what? Fine. Here. Take it. Take my country and have your way with it.

This thread has planted within me a deep, visceral, somewhat nauseating curiosity...

“Mr. Potato Head looking fuckers” FTW

Oh my fuck.

When King asked Trump why she simply didn’t sell the business, she said that it would be unethical for a third party to leverage “the name of the 45th president of the United States of America—completely unfettered.”

...somewhere in her brain she’s still the bumpy-nosed, weak-chinned goofball that her genes want her to be. She doesn’t MOVE like a naturally attractive person.

No shit, I tweeted at Michael Caine during my kids’ Christmas break in 2015. I’d been watching A Muppet Christmas Carol on a loop for about four days straight. One snowy day, drunken from nog and Midol, I tearfully (and sincerely) tweeted at M.C., gushing about his beautiful portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge. That shit…

Whenever I see one of these stupid bill-signing “Lookit what I colored, mommy!” photos, I like to play a little game with myself. I look at the smiling faces of those standing behind 45, posing politely for the obligatory photo...and I try to guess which of them are secretly wishing they could smack him across the…

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

If we want our opposition to Trump to be taken seriously, we’ve got to start communicating in a way that is worth being taken seriously.

Ayn Rand Fleshlight

Nope, gi21133 is correct...Darth Sidious is Mike Pence.

DYING at the air-quotes snapshot of Spicey...oh LAWD

Actually, it’s got a conspicuously bright-green, advertisement-like logo on the side...looks like the bag you get at a convention registration desk along with your attendee badge and two complimentary drink tickets. I’m guessing he might just be an enthusiastic little conference-goer. Who will undoubtedly be hungover…

I work at a super-fancy doggie boarding facility where there are flat screens installed everywhere (for the doggies’ entertainment, natch). Avatar has been playing on a loop for a couple of days now.

Oh my God, I love your handle.

Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for Ryan Gosling, who is wearing the tuxedo of a third-rate wedding singer from Dubuque.