Trump does this to Bill Barr too, despite Barr being his biggest supporter. It exposes Barr as a liar and Trump a dumbass. But Trump cant help himself. He has to be Big Boy In Charge, even when his subordinates are trying to insulate him.

yes! and yes! i agree on everything. i was actually quite surprised how open she was. i think i’ve only ever seen her give planned speeches or read printed articles, and i always assumed there was a lot of thought into specifically what she’d be willing to say on record. turns out, she’s absolutely willing to say…

You could’ve adopted an American kid with only mild PTSD, but you went all the way to Ukraine and got a psycho dwarf.

haha hell yeah whats wrong with it

I feel you. Last week I had a dream where I was actively cheating on my husband with Pete. I was extremely confused and embarrassed when I woke up.

I’ve actually wondered just how big his dick is. Is it normal for a male to wonder just so he can confirm if his is just as big, as not to feel inferior? LOL.

I assume Googling him is a euphemism for another one-handed pursuit. I like it. I’m gonna use it. Carry on.

You guys, I just need to get this out.

The problem is thinking people need to either be absolute heros worthy of canonization or absolute villains unworthy of a single good word.

‘19 Kardashians and kounting’

Hey! Tom Hanks is an adorable national treasure who made a whole movie about typewriters! He should never act as a stand-in for Ted Cruz!

oh my god a tiny cartoon hand just poked out of my vagina and put up a “CLOSED FOR BUSINESS” sign.

This is his O-face

I am a hardcore Hayley fangirl and frequently try to force Angels and the other movies on nonplussed friends. The Parent Trap is peak Hayley, closely followed by That Darn Cat (Dean Jones!) and Summer Magic.

‘reimbursement/other’s is my new fave. How would you like to pay for your pizza delivery? Reimbursement/other, please.

I agree it’s not a given he’ll get the message.

Make sure there’s a big sign that says SHE’S FAKING IT.

If loving you is wrung I don’t want to be wright.

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