Nope. They will just move the goalposts again and again and again. Those mouth breathers aren’t sending their biological spawn back, they are home schooling them. As long as it’s not their kids, they don’t care and even if a few of theme -did- lose their kids, there would be a few who would go everywhere and point out…

They used to use it at raves for this very purpose. I can’t imagine wanting it for a medical procedure.

Former enjoyer of recreationnal ketamine here, and I agree, it can be fucking terrifying, if you don’t explicitely know what it’ll do to you beforehand, and take this into account. at lower dose, it makes you feel “happy drunk” and is really enjoyable. At higher dose, it’ll go all the way up to shutting your will to…

Love that. This is going in my cookbook.

Dude, I make Oscar Mayer bologna and Cheez Wiz on Wonder Bread sandwiches. Do not take a word I say seriously on pretty much any subject. There are a lot of days I doubt my own humanity.

That saying is actually quite apt, because one bad apple will indeed spoil the whole bunch. 

Those actually look pretty damn tasty honestly

Trump doesn’t even deserve to say his name.

if tenet comes out in canada before america that would be so funny.

I don’t even know how you’d make that connection. Even if I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, my initial reaction would be “that must be some famous player named Sanders”. I have to some extreme mental gymnastics to get to Garth Brooks is endorsing Bernie Sanders. What I’m saying is people who fell for that should…

Grumbaa! Now where is Timog?

I’ve often used “Excuse me, I’d like to get by now” in Garth-voice.

I do a lot of "Campbell, you make me laugh!"

I still say it all the time, along with so many others from Wayne’s World and the sequel.

My child is a type 1 diabetic. We call it insulin dependent. It’s insulin therapy only when it’s type 2 diabetics, not type 1. They charge $400/vial instead of $35 because the law lets them. Same as epi-pens costing way more than they do anywhere else or many many other examples. It’s because we have a system that…

Mine might have been around $1.25 USD at a similar store.

“Piss and shit all come out of people the same, regardless of if your a guy or girl.”

I can imagine Terry Crews in his football days. I’m pretty the coaches had to duct tape his mouth because everybody would be laughing too hard to pay attention while they went over the game film. He must have been an absolute RIOT in the locker room!

did you just grab my ass?

LOL, you got me.