Epiphinal sounds like it should be a new drug for some kind of Boomer condition though.

I’m so glad you said that, I was going to post as the lone enjoyer of that movie.  Dan Hedaya was great, Will Ferrell was Will Ferrell, all good as far as I’m concerned.

We’re all trash down here.

When was the last good entry? 1986? I mean, I can’t think of one after that off the top of my head. They’re barely even making money anymore. Covenant made $76m domestic on a $97m budget, $240m worldwide, which is very close to actual “box office failure” territory.

I think some of their figures are spot on while others are horrendous. I’m not sure why it varies so much. 

It gets worse. Elephants can go batman. If some rich white fuck goes over there and shoots a (male) elephant’s mom and dad, the elephant seeks revenge, and unfortunately for Africans, elephants are like Stephen Colbert, they don’t see (human) race, and will gladly trample the mud huts of the locals while the actual…

I know they say that elephants exhibit very complex and almost human—like social structures, but goddamn!

How dare you sully the cheeses of the world by having the audacity to throw in cottage cheese. Rude.

If I ever get a chance to write something Star Wars related and add something into the canon, I promise you this: Woofcats are becoming a thing. 

Um, it is far being the same thing as wearing a hat backwards

13 is a lot of mailmen... no wonder they fight over territory.

The first Borderlands gave me motion sickness relatively quickly, but I have been able to play 70+ hours on Borderlands 2 without issue. I’ve been told that doing things like increasing the FOV setting and disabling things like head bob can help a fair bit.

That’s a fair point, and I can’t imagine anybody else has coined something so awful before.

Technically, your use of the word ‘shung’ in this reply is incorrect. It should be “I did shang my head”.

I like your style, sir. We need more of you in this world.

You were SO close. “Director’s last name Ridley”? Almost got it. Gotta make sure you’re accurate when you’re being snarky.

“And I am going to eat my double Filet-o-Fish all by myself in my smelly basement apartment while my heart shrivels just a little bit more!”

But they are learning how to become adults. That’s why it’s so important to set boundaries and give them consequences. This one act might not seem like a big deal but if it’s a pattern in his life (getting whatever he wants regardless of the appropriateness of the method) he’s going to be a giant fucking asshole.…

We are having an amazing party this Saturday. Please don’t come.