Really. Hasn't anybody ever watched Dahmer?

Balls are always funny. Unless they’re your friend’s and they’re being placed on your forehead when you’re asleep, in which case everyone else might find them funny, but otherwise: always funny.

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“And Ms. Hawke is actually quite a good actor.

Man I feel so bad for North West. That name alone borders on abuse.

LOL, Willow just dropped a novel too. Well “co-wrote”. Still, not many other nepo babies take advantage of their opportunities like she seems to,.

Jaden’s music career isn’t to bad. He’s got a banger on the Spider-verse soundtrack.

Honestly....I’m kinda down for that?

something something the hierarcy is about to change...

Mary Poppins and Bednobs and Broomsticks are up next. They'll be the start of live action films with animated parts, only the live action bits are animated and the animated bits are "live action".

Yeah, a bad movie is VERY RARELY the fault of the actor(s) in it. And on the off-chance that an actor gave a bad performance, you can ultimately still put it down to the editors for not picking better takes, the directors for not getting better takes in the first place, and the casting department for not casting…

Goddammit, I was going to say that one, and then when I’d written the list I thought, “What was the other one I was going to write?” and then couldn’t remember and now it’s now.

Matteo Lane is funnier and also wayyy hotter. And because I listen to the podcasts of people who run in the same circles as him, I’ve also heard about how he’s such a good dude, a great painter, fluent in multiple languages, etc. etc. Just seems like a better and more talented person all around.

Just cast a young woman as Link and watch the internet explode

Wolf Finnhard and Kiernan Shipka

I just want Danny Devito as Tingle and I can die a happy man.

I think Hunter Schaefer would be dope as Zelda, and there is something very trans about the games anyway. Doubt it would happen, but still be cool.

She could be the Gerudo leader.

I get your overall point, but there are a couple caveats with your example of Vargas-6 and Earth-3. The naming system was confused by some fans and/or sci-fi writers who didn’t appreciate the naming convention was supposed to be star centric. In your example, going by the intended standard, Earth would actually be…

Yeah, it’s corporate bullshit. They can dress it up with words however they want. Thinning the herd is a regular thing at most US corporations. In the US there are no safeguards against fascism. At some point corporate employees who are not on the C-suite path will need to recognize the importance of organized labor.…