McDonald’s pepperoni pizzas were the fucking bomb! I’m pretty sure that there are only two locations(in the USA if memory serves correct) that still sell them. That’s literally the only draw the USA has for me now, and I’d gladly road trip for it if I weren’t plagued by health issues.

A rectal infection!

Actually, it’s more like asking a compulsively lying aqua supremicist fish if water is a risk to mammalian aquatic creatures if they don’t surface for air. And then they say no, they should take care not to let water kill them because they live in it for the last x amount of years so they should know better or how to…

If you liked just peanut butter on celery, try going back to the cheese version with just cheez whiz. That is my go to celery snack. The water in the celery thins the cheese flavor from overpowering, as it can be if you ate it alone.

You, sir or madam, make downsyndrome look like a benefit.

Maybe they should change the hashtag and rallying cry, just for Trump, so instead it’s “#SayHisNameAndNothingElseYouFuckingHonky”

“They said that might have explained why Ellis allegedly banged on a patrol car and attacked two officers trying to calm him down.”

Don’t police have dash cams too? That could at least corroborate their claims that he started banging on their vehicle and maybe some of his fight instigating.

The President, much like police, should never be exempt from the rules. They should be held to a higher standard in fact. That’s the problem with Trump. He doesn’t see the presidency as a reason to hold himself or others in his administration to a higher standard, he sees it as an exemption to do whatever he and…

My grandad always said: try not to waste your time listening to a person whose full name rhymes with “boobies”.

All world leaders and politicians should take a cue from Woodfin right now. All this “it’s time to listen” crap is weak. As many have pointed out, this has been spoken of for years, decades, centuries by those oppressed and most affected. Listening time is over, the time to act is here.

You know what has begun to irk me more and more? The title “Law Enforcement”. That’s part of the problem I feel - especially the “enforcement” part.

It’s actually used by magicians and at weddings, anniversaries, etc. Several people each get a single bird at the wedding, and release them all at the same time on signal. Magicians also usually handle tricks with single birds rather than many, and this device keeps them from fluttering all about in your hands or…

I’m currently a laid off (Theatre)Usher here in Canada. My previous employer has stated that they hope and are confident we’ll be back in business for July 17th - Tenet’s release. Maybe not at full capacity as you mention, but open for business still.

I’ve been doing this since I was a kid. Every Sunday after church, when I still went because I was too young to object with concision, we went to McDonald’s. Order a sausage and egg McMuffin meal which includes hashbrown and drink(oj), and the first thing you do after unwrapping the sandwich is put that hashbrown in…

My mom’s been making almost the same dish forever. However, she uses mainly butter, salt, and pepper along with shredded cabbage, garlic and chopped onions, and fries it with macaroni noodles. It’s like a great twist on butter noodles, but if you feel something like cheese or (more)garlic is missing, just add to your…

He did rinse it, but only when lending it to and having it returned by friends. He also rinsed it exclusively with spit.

“I sincerely and humbly apologize to everyone, especially to that man,...”

I really miss the old tv show “I’m with Busey”.  It was fantastic, and coupled with this show only further cements that everyone needs a lot of Gary Busey in their lives.

Is the movie your thinking of Bedknobs and Broomsticks? And is the dad a passing knick knack warlock salesman?  And Murder She Wrote is a witch?  For some reason I felt it was familiar from your description.