Yeah I remember my dad getting creative with grilled cheese when I was a kid, and basically made a panini instead. Started off with a regular grilled cheese, butter on the outside of the bread. Then added cheese, ham and mayo on the inside. It sounded good in theory, but I took one bite and instantly knew it was a…

I always thought a male Karen was a Hayden. I know most wanna go with a similar name like Carl, but I got a friend named Carl who’s a super swell guy. But then we’re Canadian.

“Aggressively Alabastor”

So you do know that “point” can be a synonym for “tip”, right? So follow me on this one:

Honestly, I was waiting for this to happen for a while now.  I’m surprised it took this long, but I knew that it was gonna happen.  I shoulda bet on it.

I make the best Tuna Melts:

South Park Movie. They didn’t actually get him, but he makes an appearance in the “What would Brian Boytano do” song.

I still prefer On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony.

“What I’m saying is people who fell for that should lose their right to vote for felonious stupidity.”

Technically they aren’t doing the same job.

Yeah I laughed at this quote from her.

Why is a 65 year old senior working as a security guard?

I’ve also noticed, maybe it’s just Canadian Netflix, that lots of episodes of TV shows are being replaced by their censored versions. Or DVD Versions are being replaced with the TV(edited for) versions. I notice this mainly because I watch Family Guy way too much. Episodes without *bleeps* now have *bleeps*.

The 7-11’s, around Canada at least, have both fried and baked hot food options. For some reason I love their baked buffalo wings. Perfect heat and flavor, and not over sauced as hell.

Wrong twitter video link. You need the one just above in his feed to the one you linked.

discojoeUm, hey Garrett, can you look into your tech guys remove this from showing up in the “You may also like” on the side of the site? Kinda a bummer. Like all these shitshows saying “Remember rape!” instead of “Shitty tragedy”

His crime(s) shouldn’t be forgotten, but for today you should at least have some decency and forgo trying to put the focus on that instead of the tragedy.

My worst Karaoke experience was called “American Idol”

That fanart aint a Grumpig. That there’s a Grumboar!

For anyone who didn’t catch it while Whoopi gets a hug from Meredith, under the applause Joy Behar says to Sir Patrick “She has to get rid of that hair on her head though right?”