Makes sense. Getting your monies worth.

Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

what is the point of pants if they don’t cover your butthole?

This just makes me feel old as fuck.

I don’t even have a vagina and it still just slammed shut.

Research has shown there is not a large overlap between child porn users (non-contact) and contact sex offenders.... if that brings you any solace. Statistically, he would not be likely to be both.

I was really hoping that Dog the Bounty Hunter would have nabbed him. The “brah” lecture would have been epic. In this case I don’t think they would have wound up sharing remorseful cigarettes though.

How on earth did this family with such a high concentration of moronic incompetents manage to earn and retain so much money? I’m honestly just baffled. Is that the secret to success? Move to Texas and act like an idiot and riches will flow to you?

The Tidal mounting of the table, very sadly, knocked me "off the fence" when it comes to Madge:(

I promise you Rocco hasnt.

Even though I don't watch their shows, I'm beginning to wish there were some kind of rehab (or 12 step program?) 'cause I fear I'm becoming addicted. Or maybe it will have to be Kardashian Kold Turkey. Jezebel, you seductive Supplier, you.

Without the interesting backstory.

ugly, ugly dresses

It’s been driving me crazy, too! Whose hand it is? What is it doing? How much Photoshop was needed to make it look like her entire torso is 6 inches wide? Why are her sweatpants camo print? Why red tattoo ink? What is the hand grabbing? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

If I was 15-years-old and Madonna’s son, I’d be able to resent her all by myself.

When has money ever equaled taste or brains

what does it even say?

Calvin and Hobbes has all the answers

The check cleared.