where is new new heir to the throne ?

I mean, healthcare is a privilege, not a right, amirite u guise?

Okay, but like, what were the girls wearing? I bet they were dressed up as teenage schoolgirls to entice people with that fetish.

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Ah yes, the traditional Japanese name “Huki Muki.”

The Bump for Red October

Great, now the price of cocaine is gonna skyrocket. Thanks, Obama.

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

THE CONSTITUTION

Unless she was eating this much cheese daily, I think Khloe might be misattributing the cause of her weight loss.

Old but by far my favorite vine:

I mean they are all good but like I need about 200 more reporters being scared by animals and then I can just accept that the rest of my life is in actual shambles and I can die happy so please just find them thanks.

This one KILLS ME every time.

what...what year is it? how old is this mugshot!?

My thought process while reading this: “hey! At least nobody called him the n-word. Right? RIGHT?”

There’s so little context here, but I thought that this was someone who (they mention no timestamps) was begging someone to call PD to stop it as it was happening. As in, this was a misguided attempt to stop the rape and we all know why bystanders can get “frozen”.

Leading the “why won’t they release the mugshot” brigade, James Woods:

Hi JYKelley, Welcome to the internet! It’s great to have you on board. Someone will be by shortly to show you around! If you haven’t signed up for classes yet, I’d recommend Sarcasm 101.

That’s pretty much a perfect allegory for the republican party...

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