It looks like crepe gateau, which is just layers of yummy, delicious crepes with pastry creme in between each layer, and then it is usually bruleed on top.

Tila Tequila needs to check what year it is.

Waka Flocka looks like Ed from GoodBurger grew up.

Go see her live. I went to a show to see Empress Of last year, and she opened. I’d never heard of her before. She was breathtaking and mesmerizing. She completely commanded the stage. Even at that time, her talent still had a bit raw/unfinished sense to it, but from that doc, and now the music video, she clearly is on…

Finally, a follow up to Grimes debut album.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Further evidence of my declining cognitive abilities. Plus I keep forgetting that you totally OWN Midweek Madness, and I should maybe go back to real coffee on Wednesdays.

Oh, Chris Hemsworth’s career is “in crisis,” and he’s worried he’ll “be stuck in his Thor costume forever.”

This might really work though.

I’m so confused. How does the double creature thing work?? This one seems obvious?

a Meghan Trainor song in the making. The song would be called “I Wore It Better” and the video concept would be, like, a tabloid, and Meghan is inside the tabloid, wearing a different outfit every time someone turns the page.

He paints a vivid picture, just like we were there!

“Who’d you bring home tonight,” he screams as the other ball pops out.

Hell, my dad has three kids and two step-kids and he screws up our names regularly. Occasionally throws in the dog’s name. “DebbieJanetLanaDukeGODDAMMIT YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN”

This is the first I have heard of this guy. How did he manage to find so many women who were adverse to birth control? Super sperm is no match for a non-existent egg....

“four 4 year olds and three 3 year olds.”

He struggled to remember their names? Who in hell would date, never mind marry, someone like this and think, ‘Yep, I got me a keeper right here.’. Oh yes, she’s special. Sheesh.

Jesus. Someone needs to lasso those little swimmers.

I’m sorry, America, I love you but this clapping after every line thing makes these people seem less like important Washington power brokers and more like a group of wrestling fans.

Let’s frame that as what it really is: an incredibly sad day that I’ve been trying to pretend won’t happen. The last time we’ll get to watch Uncle Joe Biden make funny faces and exited expressions from one of the highest offices in the US, all on TV.