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They are both unbelievably gorgeous human beings but they must be terrible with money as that wedding really doesn’t look like anything that special.

And yet it all still just looks like a wedding. The swag bags sound nice, though.

Well enough alcohol would keep anything moist.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

a ten-foot wedding cake shaped like a carousel that’s rumored to have taken a month to assemble.

i like how he’s threatening an independent run, as if there’s a huge subset of voters clamoring for jim fucking webb to be president. “Hmmm I like the idea of a fiscal democrat who ALSO is uncomfortable with black voters AND wants to bomb the shit out of the Middle East. Jim Webb’s my guy.”

I’m struggling to understand what’s even happening here.

Kate Hudson.

Holy shit Ravens girlfriend is a fucking BABE. Goddamnnn.

Raven-Symoné and her girlfriend broke up. [Us Weekly]

Someday I’m going to pay to have someone make me look like a cyborg. It will be amazing.

I don’t believe you, Kate.

Nudged By Capitalism.

His hair is the same color as the background and I find it very distracting.

This. My aunt has raised two of her boys that way, and it’s both sad and infuriating. Whenever we have get togethers, she will get into the kitchen, WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING COOKING DINNER to make her kids powdered mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. The stupid thing is that she’s a health nut and leans vaguely anti-vacc,

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

“While the outcome is obviously not what we had hoped for, the fact that 92 percent of the contributions Governor Walker received were for $100 or less reflects strong grassroots support”

A very astute comment. A+ to your parenting skills.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”