What do you know, Tom Brady is a “diva” too!

It is charming now only because I didn’t get fired. I also made out with our Chef. So I hear.

Honestly, this conjures up the most amazing mental image for me of Ben Affleck just going up and down on the elevators, minute after minute, hour after hour.

Three years ago we had a summer party at my office that raged out of control, in that a ton of us including the MD ended up on the roof drinking champagne from the bottle and chainsmoking, having moonhopper races (yeah, we brought in moonhoppers), general debauchery. I got incredibly tanked and staked out the elevator…

I’m really getting tired of every tabloid story about Amal being one that portrays her as some shrew/harpy/fun-hating, jealous, frigid ball-and-chain...

Every time I see this dude I can’t see anyone but Unknown Hinson. It might be the black dye job and the hairline.

This raises many questions. How does one take a long elevator ride? Is he visiting the Empire State Building solely to ride the elevator, or does he just go up and down a standard elevator repeatedly?

Looking at that picture, I sighed, “Oh now you’re pregnant too, Nanny?” She is flaming out so quickly. Girl, pregnancy rumors are for 6 weeks from now when everyone has forgotten about you.

80 and Pregnant! Could it be? Shocking details inside!

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Where is Ben taking these long late-night sad elevator rides? Does he have an elevator at home? Does it just go up and down the two stories repeatedly? Doesn’t that make him queasy?

YOU ARE WELCOME for the life size pic.

You would think with Aniston’s love life in the rags every week I’d get to see more of this mug, and yet I don’t.

Ben Affleck is taking sad late-night elevator rides alone.

Wait? Reese is blogging?

As what? They have been purposely left without education or skills that they could use to be self-sufficient, which is a sin I guess. They could be babysitters, except for the whole serial molester cover-up thing sort of tends to turn parents off.

I’m sure they’ll find this suggestion shocking, but maybe they could get jobs? By my count, there are 7 legal adults living in the home, and the youngest Duggar child is 5, an age when most children can start going to kindergarten.

Isn’t Vanessa Hudgens a little young to be an eccentric Santa Fean?