Lmao! "Social experiment"....

I believe all zygotes are inherently Christians. It's their damn parents who teach them otherwise...

"That's right, isn't it, baby?" she asks Ryan. "Humans find it... humorous... to joke about spousal behavior?"

DAY MADE.

Lmao! My first thought when I read that statement was this!

Those last two tweets were gold. I think they just about summed up Piers Morgan.

Damn, this is so crazy. The president of Nigeria is probably just rushing into this because this ordeal has made the international community look unfavorably at him. I imagine this situation is going to end with someone running off with a suitcase full of a lot of money.

Yea I was kinda thinking if she wasn't well connected, would people still be on her team?

Officially, weirdest celeb story. (including the whole head tattoo thing, I don't think anyone could make this stuff up.)

Between Ebola, John Grisham and Preserve this is really what I needed.

I'm so glad you reported on this. I always thought it was curious that people truly believed what these cosmetics promise. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Soooooo....what is this "Ikea Monkey" business? I didn't understand it last week and I'm even more confused now. Also ALL THE BOLD.

HIDEOUS

I'm so curious about how the call with the florist went! Were they confused by your order or do they get it all the time?

This picture means everything to me.

If I were Indian or Jewish, for example, and watched something where the characters are Jewish or supposed to be, and if it's not specific to that, then I start to wonder, "Why are they doing this?" It becomes blackface.

I definitely thought that the therapist would have had to report it...but I suppose it's a slippery slope?

Just sayin', I totally called Nick Jonas being juiced.

God, I hate whenever this topic comes up. "My spouse, won't do ___ with me in bed and I resent them for it!"

I have to say, this is the most unflattering pic I've seen of either of them.