Not as good as "How to Throw Off a Ball Gag," starring Marv Albert.

"Adam Morrison makes an appearance later in the story; how J.J. Redick doesn't is a mystery."

Was it necessary to include the picture of his illegitimate slave children?

The Ginger Revolution will not spare you, Hickey.

I'm lazy and tired and don't feel like hunting for it, so which one of you sexy folk wants to give me the link to the commentor pool? Much obliged.

"Does the suit have merit or is it just a lack of pies?"

"[h/t Zangief]"

"C.F. Catfish Strother, one of the biggest Alabama fans in the state, is befuddled."

Yet "A Massage From Sepp Blatter On International Women’s Day" makes it all better, baby.

I'm guessing the guy on the right ate his still-beating heart?

I'm guessing the guy on the right ate his still-beating heart?

"The negotiations will now end next Friday, March 11 at 5 p.m. President Barack Obama remains totally over it. [EPSN]"

Coincidentally mine's nickname.

"Jacob Tucker, a senior guard for the (DIII) Illinois College Blueboys, is 5'11" and can jump really high."

Why does Tim Meadows have to play a bit part in everything?

Ah, nice work, sir.

I say that since that guy who got Elijah's uncle, Frank, arrested for what turned out to be swelling but not pregnancy, there should be further investigation.

After being made fun of on Twitter, Pierzynski tipped off the Arizona police that Ozzie Guillen "doesn't always carry his papers on the road."

I'm surprised he was a blackjack player since he has such a great poker face.

Apparently, Brandon Davies was kicked off the team for dying in a Canadian coffee shop.