He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

Ah. That's as good as when you suddenly really get bad cramps and then feel the slow ooze and you know...YOU KNOW what's happening...but you're in a meeting or something and you can't do anything about it.

It took me at least a minute of WTF before I realized that Anna Kendrick did not release a black rage anthem. It might be time for me to break down and take some sinus meds to clear my stuffy head.

"And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyonce."

Also I didn't watch because I got too high and fell asleep while eating funfetti cake on my couch (worth it) but can someone please tell me why Sia did not get every reward in the entire universe?

his voice grates on me too

Thank you for this. So amazing!

women aren't people. Obviously.

Forced treatments

Let's not put that on her, then, and fight like hell to put someone in the White House, and people in Congress for that matter, who believe we matter.

An all women Surpreme Court: highly biased. An all men Surpreme Court: fair representation of the whole population. That's how these things work, right?

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I kind of want her to step down. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the Notorious RBG but I'm slightly terrified of the ramifications of a Republican president getting to fill her spot if the 2016 election goes wrong.

why is it that so many of these ceo types cant use proper punctuation. ill bet its because.they are alcoholics.maybe

I'm trying to understand why this is being called assassination rather than murder. The content of the post seems to suggest the latter.

LOVE this! My maternal grandma (who at 89 has more energy than I do and beautiful Italian olive skin) would say to always wear makeup when you leave the house ("You never know who you'll see, Ramona!"), eat half a sandwich and you'll still be satisfied (namely she's always, at 95 lbs, a little nervous about any of us…

I can help with the Indian version of this! We are all about that turmeric and chickpea flour face masks and all kinds of natural stuff. My grandma is 93 but most people think she's in her 60s.

They added, "The burden is on Ms. [Jasper] to prove the truth of her allegations," mislabeling Jasper, who is trans, and prefers the gender-neutral pronoun.

This seems to be directly tied to the issue a friend of mine and I were talking about, which we refer to as "Philosophy Bros." Philosophy Bros are intelligent, fiercely opinionated, well-versed in an array of ideas and literature and are complete garbage people because they use all of these things as a smoke-screen…