Important question: my current MacBook (plastic white circa '09 - still running!) is, like I said, still running, but I fear it'll be on its last legs soon and I will likely be able to upgrade in the next couple of months. I don't want to buy the new glorified iPad that is the new MacBook air, but I do still want a…

I'm shaking with silent laughter in class.

Wow I am SO nostalgic right now.

Ohhh I used to go there! Next to the Kappa Sig house! That sucks that they just sprung those renovations on you.

I AM CRYING I WENT TO UT!!! Were you planning on getting married at Clarence Brown? Did you see the Rock that day?? Did you take a pic??? GO VOLS and Fuck Kiffin.

You are NOT WRONG.

I actually do this—I'm from a southern town but moved up north and had to adopt the whole "headphones, perma-frown, head down" look to avoid confrontation. Genuinely makes me sad because I love looking up at people and saying hi to them. :(

I'll bite: I used to love Oprah but the more I read about her, the more I think she's kind of an asshole.

I tend to think yes. Because $2.13 an hour can't bring kids up from poverty, but selling weed to upper middle class folks sure could. Especially in the rural south, where I'm from.

I worked at a restaurant with a lot of Drug Dealer Dads (and moms! ladies is pimps too) and their two defining characteristics: smelling like weed and loving their kids.

I want to know more about these Drug Dealer Dads. How were they different from regular drug dealers? How were they different from regular dads? Could you tell they were drug dealers? I'm seriously so intrigued.

I just want to say that you are extremely lucky to have both of your grandparents still alive. Not that it is a good thing that they had to go through that horrific experience (please don't think I'm saying that), but that they are able to educate you and tell their stories is amazing. I'm from a country where…

Is it weird that I've never had a relationship? I'm starting to think it is. I'm 23 and I've never even had so much as gone on a second date. Do I give off a vibe? Is there something wrong with me?

Only tangentially related, but I always used to feel a twinge of annoyance at my professors who made us refer to them as "Dr." UNTIL I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL (not the same, but hard nonetheless) and now am like yep, you let the world know you got that Ph.D. because shit is difficult.

Now that I think about it, I don't really eat dairy all that much. I will have the occasional egg, and I put a little bit of milk in my oatmeal and coffee but that's pretty much it. Don't ever eat cheese. And my skin HAS calmed down. Maybe if I completely cut it out, that would help.

Oooh I KNEW Caudalie had some special witchcraft going on because that is the only skin cream I can use on my face that won't make me break out. Wonder if it's the preservatives in other skin products that irritates me (I don't care if this isn't firmly rooted in science, I'm 23 and still have acne. I'm searching for…

" how can you trust scientists after that whole mess with the Brontosaurus"

How can you tell if a guy is interested in you? I went on a date with a guy last night, we had a great time and got drinks after, and then he came back to my house (no boning, just a lot of making out and cuddling), and we got lunch this morning. But he didn't set up a second date and when we parted he said "see you…

Yeah IDK I'm drunk, and as a person who spent an entire month prepping for job interviews after a VERY EXPENSIVE degree program, I feel your rage Mark. I'd be mad pissed if I spent all this time getting ready to nail an interview only to be popped the question. #N #O my worth is measured more than wondering whether I…

Any advice for how to care for a friend who has attempted suicide?