Is it one of those Treehouse Books? Magic Treehouse?

I'll bring the Natty. I actually do know a girl in my high school's band who shit herself while having buttsex. TENNESSEE REPRESENTIN' ON ALL SIDES.

I'm from East TN and until the very end of this I thought you were going to say East Tennessee because it sounds JUST LIKE MY TOWN.

Moving to NYC in June - do tell, what is the strangest and most disgusting thing you've seen? I need to brace myself.

I know a boy named Wyatt Lindsay. LOLOL.

Ok but here's the thing, being a Republican IS a dating dealbreaker for me because IMO, who you vote for says a lot about what you value, and what Republicans value and what I value are so far apart on the spectrum that we are unlikely to be compatible or even get along.

Yep - had a roommate who would withdraw every 2ish weeks and not speak to me at all. Then would act like nothing had happened and be my best friend for 2 weeks. Then suddenly withdraw again. So it could be that.

For the record, this is NOT "typical sorority stuff." I was in a sorority at an SEC school with a huge Greek system, and my chapter president, and every other chapter's president, would've SWIFTLY kicked each and every person out as soon as she got wind of anything remotely similar to this activity happening. This is…

Oh bless y'all. To answer your hormonal question: stop drinking! It's lame but I always get the Booze Blues. Also, I try to go outside every day while I can and just walk around. Before the Polar Vortex 2.0 hits, I've been sitting outside all day every day.

Are you a lawyer, by any chance?

SAME

I'm in law school, so I'm pretty boring and my interests are confined to my work. I also dgaf enough about other people to ask them questions about themselves and pretend to listen. I also haven't found someone I like as much as I like my friends who also likes me back.

So I dated this guy all summer (we lived in the same town) and things fizzled a bit when we came back to our permanent town (we live about 4 blocks apart from each other here, too - lovely). In attempting to have a mature discussion about what happened/part ways amicably, it came out in (not as many words) that we…

Sounds like me! And I'm a lady soo..

Oh, also. Maybe perspectives (from commenters? guest contributors? a pissing contest format where commenters contribute?) about navigating womanhood in different stages of life. So for example, a place where 20somethings can commiserate on being poor and eating easy mac for days, or where 30somethings tell them it's…

LESS CELEBRITY GOSSIP PLEASE. I really like the Dirt Bags, but sometimes the celeb news pieces that get published remind me of TMZ-esque things. It's off-putting. I wouldn't mind celebrity focused news if it has a feminist bent...but like Kim Kardashian working on her game thing? I don't care about that.

Law school advice: GET THE E&Es. I heard mixed thins about them my first semester, so I didn't use them. Used them second semester and did infinitely better. Love them, learn them.

I went grocery shopping on Saturday and got hit on...while I was carrying four bags of groceries and looking hot and sweaty. Something about a woman in a grocery store makes men think they can holler.

You guys. The Gaza stuff has me so sad.

Need you to be my life coach for all things, seriously you're the best. I have a series of job interviews in August, will you be around then?