Have already finished House of Cards, Parks and Rec, and Orange is the New Black Season 2. Fitness: it's hot as balls outside until like 8 PM so I try to get a run in before sundown.

Anyone have any advice on how to entertain yourself when you live alone in a town where you don't know many people? I'm living in this town until August, I know one guy from school who is kind enough to invite me along places with his friends sometimes, but I still go HOURS and sometimes a day or two without actually…

Wait wait is Cynthia Rowley a big designer? I always thought she was like the "Kim Rogers" of TJMaxx.

Congratulations!!

FINISHED MY FIRST YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL YESTERDAY. I've been in a state of drunk/hungover since 2 PM yesterday afternoon and I have no plans to stop. Gonna let Future Disbitch1 worry about how poorly I did on exams and just riiiiide out the good vibes/excitement as much as I can.

I would think I met you but for the "2 months" part - this happened to me in August. I ordered a (something, I don't fucking remember, I was drunk) and the girl in front of me asked where I was from. She was from Georgia!

When I drink, my friends are always like "Who the fuck..." (I'm from Tennessee and live in DC). I went on a drunk rant about wearing "house shoes" the other day (I guess people up north call them slippers?) and apparently it sounded like "howssss sheeeewuz." I love it.

Shit, I'll babysit for you

What made you move to Belgium? I posted this upthread, but I'm really curious if people have thought about leaving the US for purely quality of life reasons and what kind of political implications that have.

Somewhat unrelated, but I can't be the only one planning to jump ship, can I? I'm currently in law school, working my ass off all day every day, and I just...don't want to live like this for the rest of my life. The law life in general is hard, but the law life as a woman and a mother - nope. I have seriously talked…

I would spend it on travel. I would spend it on really quality clothes/shoes, but only the essentials, like a really nice winter coat or a nice pair of boots that would last forever. I would also spend it on food - GAWD, I love food. And face stuff/makeup. I could probably never drop $300 on a regular old shirt…

YES! My mom says the same thing! Are people's exes from the Balkans? Because...

Well I wasn't ever married, but my ex-boyfriend cheated on me for about half of our relationship with various people, including one girl who he claimed was just his "good friend." We obviously broke up. About a year later we tried to get back together and I told him the condition was that he couldn't speak to or hang…

CONGRATULATIONS! Don't let anyone steal your joy. This is YOUR moment (and your husband's). Vile people gon' be vile.

HAHAHAHA this is great. My Eastern European mom always tells me my period cramps are bad because I sit on cold surfaces. This is why I also get colds.

I am from Eastern Europe and I am absolutely CACKLING at the flip flops. I have sat on flip flops on a cold rock/bench/ledge many times. Love it.

I live in DC, 10 minutes from the Mall by foot. How did you manage this? *prepares pen and notepad*

"He shut his fool mouth" ahahaha I LOVE IT. Also am a huge fan of the point and laugh. I often don't even follow it up with a statement about why I'm pointing and laughing. Just a snort and a shake of the head. Makes them way more insecure and way more likely to keep quiet.

Kind of reminds me of my last breakup, 4 years ago. Freshman year of college, exam time (I KNOW WHAT A DICK RIGHT) and I could. not. get out of bed. Lost 8 pounds, slept all the time, didn't give a flying fuck about school (was a 2 year relationship). I had to take a history exam and my essay answer was TERRIBLE.…

Holy shit. Glad she got out.