Word! I had a problem with the conclusory statements littered throughout this post. Like, wut is the thesis and wut is your support for it and wut are your reasons for calling two women "uninteresting" just because they aren't super famous? This post gets a D.

What is the thesis of this article?

Bless you

Word to Taylor Swift: These are the kinds of women you use the Madeleine Albright quote for.

I'm dumb, how do you blend? Like with your hands? A powder brush? With powder? Without?

DINNERWARE? GLASSWARE?

YUP.

Well now that does happen. I have friends who were in the Tuscaloosa, AL tornado a few years back and they said it was pants-pissing terrifying. Where I'm from, we're shielded by mountains so we only get the occasional downed tree and flying trashcan.

I have friends from central Europe, where earthquakes are common, and they look at me like I'm nuts when I tell them where I'm from (southern United States) has severe thunderstorm/tornado warnings several times a season. To me, a trek to the basement is just routine, the same way the ground shaking every so often is…

Dang I posted this elsewhere, but the strongest I've ever felt was a 4.6. Glad you're okay! Being shaken awake by earthquakes is NOT. FUN.

1) Retta is everything.

1) Read the books! I had to stop a few times because they straight grossed me out but I made it through and I am OBSESSED. I also watch the show, just to be the annoying girl to my friends being like "wait for it...wait for it..."

I've visited both and my best friend used to live in Chapel Hill - she l.o.v.e.d. it. She said it was hipster for a small town in the south. If that's your thing!

Unrelated to Shirley Jackson, but related to short stories: Did anyone have to read "The Landlady" by Roald Dahl in school? I had to read it in either 7th or 8th grade, and it seems like I am the ONLY PERSON who remembers having to read it/my teacher was the ONLY TEACHER in the entire world to assign it. Usually when…

Thank you! Not sure if I'm successful yet, but I'm definitely more comfortable and sure of myself. Your son will be way more super awesome! :)

Hey! So I realize this is from yesterday but I hope you still see this post!

Nicole Kidman is...not a good actress. Her accent in Cold Mountain made me want to hurl things at the television.

Oh I also hooked up with a guy who works in my building (did not think that one through) and I see him every day and it is awkward except I think we're going on a date next weekend so whatever?

I hooked up with a guy in my section (I'm in law school and you basically spend every waking minute with people in your section) and I started my period 6 days early and bled all over his dick/sheets. I see him every single day and the other week he had to edit a portion of one of my writing assignments.

This article could not have better timing. Received a text from one of my male friends today, reading "I'm all about women doing their thing. I mean I love Beyoncé. But I want to have 4-5 kids and I don't want to be with someone who wants to work all the time."