You have completely romanticized the idea of law school. Don't feel bad, I did too. If you want to know how law school is — it's a state of constant stress, fear, anxiety, studying, competitiveness, and bougie 1 percenters who go to law school for the degree but who don't actually NEED it.

#NO.

Texas law allows for officers to either arrest or give a citation for "non-jailable offenses" (like jaywalking or speeding). Cops have the right to either give a fine or arrest someone. That statute was upheld by the Supreme Court as well, so any cop in any state can do the same thing and it be perfectly legal.

Idk, my friends and I have said many times how we wish we were "simple" (not in a mentally challenged way) just so we wouldn't think too much about...everything. Guys like simple girls. Simpler girls have simpler lives.

I've never dated anyone outside of my race, but I'm from Bosnia and I suspect that if I dated someone from Serbia, my parents would flip their shit on ME and not him because of the whole "you know what they did to our people and yet you're still dating them and what if you get married you'll have babies with him how…

Echoing the Muse comments. Map of the Problematique is great to start your run, you can do a few poppy numbers in the middle, and just when you're getting EXHAUSTED do Hysteria, Plug in Baby, and MK Ultra.

An important question I have is: Do you really run through ALL of these songs? If so, DAMN GIRL (or guy!!). DAMN. Mad respect.

Same! Black clothes, aloof (but really I'm shy!!), even have the same hair color and cut. Haven't gotten her weight or David Beckham yet but I'm waiting.

I mean...the woman is running for governor of Texas. She can't exactly adopt a purely pro-choice platform. I see this as nothing more than campaign rhetoric.

Weirdly, pasta makes my head hurt? Not sure what that's about, maybe the amount of sodium in it doesn't agree with me?

Oh, also. The last guy I dated, I went up to him in a bar (there's a pattern here) grabbed his hair (long, dark, shiny) and said "You have beautiful hair."

Well I haven't met a significant other yet, but last night I hooked up with a guy who works in my building's package room. I saw him at the bar with some friends, he introduced himself, and I said "Yeah I know you, you're the asshole from the package room." (I was drunk). Apparently that worked.

Nawww, I decided to say "fuck you" to Barbara Walters when it came out that she tried to get Bashir Al-Assad's niece a job. #NOPE. Fuck you, Barbara.

I finally used Tinder the way the good lord intended a few weeks ago. I "matched" with a guy, talked to him for a bit, booty called him, and ended up having THE BEST hookup of my life. Didn't even know his last name.

I didn't even finish the rest of this dirt bag because WHAT IN THE FUCK. You MURDER an unarmed, innocent black teenager and, not only do you get off scott free, you get to appear on a reality television program? That's fucking disgusting. No. No no no no no. Where is a petition I can sign or an address I can write…

Hahahahahah lol'd in class.

Samantha Jones said it best: The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

My sister has light brown/dark blonde hair! Unfortunately, it isn't oily :/

I'm right there with you! I have the thinnest, softest, shiniest hair and you know why it's so shiny? BECAUSE IT IS OILY AS FUCK. I showered on Sunday night. Didn't shower yesterday. Went to my first class today (I have a 4 hour break) and holy fuck did I look awful. I did the same thing you did this summer, not…

I saw Macklemore at Bonnaroo and I didn't give a flying fuck about seeing Macklemore at Bonnaroo before I actually went to the show. On the radio, he comes off as a little boring, except "Ceiling Can't Hold Us" or whatever is fun. But my sister was a fan, so I went with her, and HOLY SHIT his show was so FUN. (And…