Thank you for your kind words! I feel for you for graduating mid-recession and I'm glad you made it through. But HUUUUUGE congrats on your BigLaw job! What did you do before, if you don't mind me asking? Also, ironically, I got an offer for an internship today!! #blessedddd

Thank you for your reply and your kind words! Somehow ironically, I just got an offer for an internship today! #blessed

THAT VEST WAS DISGUSTING!

I get Mila Kunis in the summer when I'm tan. I'm from Bosnia and she's Ukranian so I guess that makes a bit of sense.

ME TOO. I was a poli sci major and am now in law school, so safe to say I don't math. All the guys I've dated/been involved with have been engineers and watching them make charts and do formulas and shit OH LAWD.

YAAAAASSSSSSS

Lawyer/law school Jezzies, cheer me up. Just wrapped up my first semester at a T14 law school and I finished juuust below median (3.22 and the median is a 3.3). I'm depressed and kind of shocked? I made an A- in one class which I knew I did very well on (but it was an 8 hour take home exam) and Bs in the others.…

"Drunken filth and eyeliner" is how I wake up every Saturday/Sunday morning, thank you for putting a phrase to it!

Ooh ooh, my grandma does shit like this!!! She (and everyone else in my extended family) lives in Europe and my dad (her son), mom, sister, and I live in the US. My dad's brother's wife had a baby, and my grandma is a bit of a spazz, so my aunt wasn't comfortable with my grandma holding the baby unless she was…

Ohemgeeee you guys, I had the best hookup EVER last night/this morning. I've been ~*walking on air*~ ever since. Who knew getting some action could put one in such a good mood?! Happy Sunday!!

Yep, started watching this show in college, right around the time I started being more sexually active. I made DAMN sure to pull out all the stops - condoms, fertility tracking, pulling out, all at once. No fuggin' way was I gonna have a baby at age 18.

Thank you!!! And yes I am SO excited.

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4 TRAILER. Need 2 kno this song IMMEJUTLY.

1. That dress is beautiful. 2. Your user name is AMAZING. #lawyers

Personally, I am appalled that any doofus would think a lotion could actually make them lose weight.

Just lol'd in class, thank you

How do you substitute that? I'm 22 and ~*living on my own*~ and I pretty much have no idea what I'm doing so I'm trying to find foods to fill the gap.

Do you get headaches from grains? I tried to explain to my mom that pasta and mac and cheese give me headaches and she was like o_O

Oh, woops!!! Well whoever she is is NOT having any of that interview/documentary/home video.

The girl next to Beyonce (Michelle?) is throwing WAY more shade.