This is so stupid. People, just unplug your freakin kitchen appliances and you’ll be fine. How often are you using the crockpot that you have it constantly plugged in? Must be people that have lots of extra counter space.

Are you kidding me with this nonsense? America, we need to be smarter than this. Spit that Tide Pod you’ve got in your mouth out and go get your Crock Pot out of the trash.

LOL that Crockpot had to issue an actual statement!

Much as I would prefer an Avengers movie that’s just Bucky and Cap talking about patriotism and feelings for two hours, I know I’ll still watch the hell out of this. Also, I thought I was done with Chris Pratt, but his 70s stache and swoopy haircut have put him aggressively back into my good graces.

Apparently he was just wrong, that’s all.

I loved the movie and loved the Hulk/Thor interaction but was a bit worried about how they kinda just glossed over the “If I turn back into Hulk, I’m afraid I can never go back to Bruce” thing.

I’d totally forgotten just how smoking hot Chris Hemsworth is until Thor: Ragnarok, as I’m not so much into the long-haired look. But then cut his hair short and take off his shirt, and I was like HOT DAMN! aloud in the theatre /cough

I was wondering how long they could keep that one out of the ads. Personally I think that makes him even hotter.

To avoid confusion, all stars in ongoing Marvel films will be named Chris. Chris Larson will be starring in Ms. Marvel. Chris Boseman in Black Panther. The role of Thanos in Avengers will be voiced and mo-capped by Chris Brolin, with digital effects rendered in 3D Studio Chris.

Burn them. Burn those fucking assholes. Strap them to an upside-down cross and light it all on fire and watch them BURN.

Moving neighborhoods and switching churches are important steps that benefit her children. Soooo many white parents of brown kids, including mixed kids, never make the effort to live, worship, and socialize in more diverse environments for the benefit of their children.

Even before 9/11, I got stopped in airports every.single.time. Always got pulled for “random extra checks.” Not only am I just brown enough to come from a number of places but my previous last name was an Americanized version of the original (changed 3 generations prior) so no one could tell where it was from at a…

I’m a POC LGBT person who married a white person and watching people become “woke” when shit happens around them is worth shit to me. I rather it happen at some point than not happen at all.

yeah, i have a strict unfollow rule for baby pictures. you get 1 a month, after that you’re unfollowed. it was awkward when my son was born, but eventually my wife has accepted why she’s unfollowed. i mean, what are we without our principles?

Do parents have “dry” parties? Every kids party I am at is loaded with booze.

I use my real name on this network and am not fully comfortable getting into a lot of my more significant grievances (which is weird since I see some of my friends with kids complaining about what “all childless people” do all the fuuuuucking time), but I’ve got this one: “Your children are not you. Please stop using…

I never, ever lease. I buy them used a year or so after they come out for somewhere around 10-30% of the original price. The way I look at it, if a phone looks awesome, sexy, and cutting edge to me in 2016, the only thing that’s changed by 2017 is my perception. I use a phone comparison site to compare various models…

Please tell me you only wear the aforementioned T-shirt when you’re at home. And that you understand that “janky” is a word that’s meant to have highly negative connotations.

Actually, that’s not true. I’m by no means a single no kids no responsibilities person- I am 26 with an 18 month old son, a full time day job in HR and my own business (an etsy shop that recently gets about 5-10 orders a day). I use my bullet journal among other methods to organize my life and enhance my productivity,…