One of my coworkers is incredibly fond of hugging people and petting their heads. I would love to taze her.

Two of my favorites:

This! My crockpot doesn’t see daylight if it’s not actively in use.

I have a light fixture in the kitchen that’s been flickering periodically so I moved a lamp into the kitchen until it’s fixed. I will not go down like Jack.

I love AnyList (https://www.anylistapp.com)

Fat Jonah Hill. Superbad Jonah Hill specifically.

I hugged Jonah Hill so yeah, I’m with ya.

Absolutely return it! With the rate I use my dishwasher, I know I’d go mad using one I hated.

My pain threshold is too low to deal with an all natural birth so I’m sill going for the epidural. I just didn’t want to get induced. I’ll definitely look this over! If anything it’ll calm my anxiety! Thank you

Hey all! I’d love it if you could offer me any helpful/weird/wives-taley/whatever tips on making yourself go into labor. My doctor wants to induce if baby’s not here by next appointment so I want to get this ball rolling. Thanks in advance!

I’m so so happy your enjoyed Wonder Woman. I’m counting down the days until I can go see it!

Totally interested in this! I’m due in two weeks and I’ve already laid down the law that I don’t want my MIL and her 2548502983 kids and grandkids coming up and staying with us right after the baby’s born. They’re coming 4 weeks later but my husband doesn’t know how long they plan to stay.

There was a body found on the running trail near my house, which I learned through next door. People used it as a platform to talk about crime coming into the suburbs and how we have to keep “those people” out.

Both. I know Regina was somehow involved

Every once and a while my cousin and I will randomly message one another about how mad we still are about the end of HIMYM. I feel personally victimized.

Nah he just didn’t eat to the note at the bottom because the cookies were rubbish. By the time I thought to check in he already had other plans so I just went with a friend.

I asked my boyfriend to prom by baking him a box of cookies with some cute poem asking him to prom at the bottom. But I can’t cook for shit so he didn’t eat them and we didn’t go to prom together.

Well at least there’s that! And yeah suuuper bad idea.

I got a $250 recliner for $89 and my pregnant feet couldn’t be happier!

It’ll be okay.