I let out a “nooooo” in a register so deep I startled myself.

Oh Lord yes on the shower thing. Please, only when it’s a really big shower with at least two showerheads. Otherwise, lemme get in here and get clean, okay? And no please don’t rub your greasy shoulder all over my face getting in when I’m on my way out either. Then I’ve gotta wash it again.

I find planned ones are very very tricky, organic threesomes and moresomes are, in my experience, very touchy feely (drugs were involved too tho) and lots of kissing went on my planned one was so silly and awful I can dm you my silly story about it if you want.

I gasped like a pearl-clutching church lady at that part. These smug assholes should be ashamed of themselves. They probably aren't though, so hopefully they feel it in the sales where it hurts.

My neighborhood is so embarrassingly racist, I wish I never signed up for NextDoor. But it’s like the train wreck that I cannot look away from, but that makes me so uncontrollably angry. I’m so torn.

I’m an engineer and I approve this comment. Sure, get a bunch of conflict-avoiding techno-introverts to resolve generations of deeply ingrained prejudice. I’m sure it will work out fine.

This is why I only Airbnb under my alias “White Jamaal”.

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob are part Armenian, thanks to their father.

I copied that sentence to discuss it here.

Hey, I ain’t saying he’s a golddigger...But he ain’t messing with a broke heiress. ;)

Odds are you will see an aftermarket lightning to 3.5mm adapter that has a split port or pass-through port design to allow both charging and listening to solve this problem of cars with 3.5mm jacks that also need charging

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Hollywood will make a movie out of this. I see Jennifer Lawrence as the little girl. She’s never been cast in any role appropriate to her age before.

If you’re broke after buying a $700 phone, the problem is 100% not the phone.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

I’ve seen lots of people argue about whether or not she looks better after the transformation, and I just have to say: you really can’t compare, they’re two different people. I would never look at this picture you shared and think they were the same person if I hadn’t followed Jezebel’s coverage. She looks nice both…

Sometimes I hand it to the cashier if I can’t get my ID out. Newish wallets can be a huge pain before they're broken in.

I don’t take my ID out of my wallet, but I do not hand my wallet over either. I hold my wallet while the clerk looks at the ID through the clear plastic window. Maybe I am just paranoid but I never give someone else my wallet.

I’m super confused about why everyone’s first reaction is to not believe her. She’s not even on anyone’s shit list, as far as I can remember, she’s been on the good side of any publicity. Not sure what she is supposed to do for us to just trust her story. I mean, half the country is willing to vote for Trump, why is…