I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

Welp...

She’s auctioning them off. I hope she spends all the proceeds on something hugely impractical, just because she wants it.

If I were the wife of a man with this hobby I genuinely would rather he go to a giant-breasted prostitute a couple times a month to get his rocks off than have to look at this madness in my home.

It’s funny how all of Donald’s boys are... not that good looking but his daughters are attractive, their moms genes did them good but Donald’s wreaked havoc on all his boys.

I was 5 when Wetterling went missing. You’re not wrong. There’s not a kid born in the 80's here whose life wasn’t shaped by this tragedy. Obviously, this wasn’t the outcome we all hoped for, but I’m so glad for his family that this ordeal is over. This was one of those things that I didn’t think would ever be solved,…

Haha, I can’t quite remember his name. This was in Santa Rosa, CA over a decade ago.

Being corrected is the one thing that I can’t stand more than being wrong.

This will do.

Of course I know which one the vagina is! That’s the one girls pee out of!

Whoops— that should read “lacked self awareness”

Having experienced both a burst ovarian cyst and a rape, I wouldn’t consider them to be comparable experiences. And I resent the fuck out of the idea that because I or other women have gone through X, I should be totally down with any jokes about Y. Maybe some people can. Others can’t and shouldn’t have to.

I read that exchange as Lena (who was wearing a tux) kept getting a vibe that this guy was like “Do I want to fuck her? Nah, I don’t. I’m going to not even bother talking to her.”

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific…

Just a couple of Tea Party soccer moms chattin’ at Panera!

“And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.”

That's so niave and adorable like a small child would think.

Right? It was a hilarious popcorn flick starring women, don’t we deserve stupid funny movies too?

I enjoyed it. It was dumb, but dumb in the way that comedies about high school are unrealistic and dumb and trade in stereotypes but you get a chuckle out of the whole thing and spend two hours in the AC on a hot summer day. I thought Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell have excellent comedic timing and found Mila Kunis…