Well, maybe not always.

Stolen from Arch Duke’s comments, but the online Visualizer lets you view the entire car: https://visualizer.cadillac.com/?carline=escalade&modelYear=2021&brand=cadillac&language=en&country=US&channel=b2c&s=t

I think Fancy Kristen’s beater is a 2020 Rolls-Royce Phantom.

But do Stuart Little-sized humans exist in this world? Otherwise, I feel like we’re back to square one, but at a larger scale. 

Story tangentially related, but a few weeks ago, I saw a billboard for Hulu (I think it was Hulu) saying “Stream Stuart Little Today!”

The first letter of each word must be capitalized. Otherwise, spot on.

So I hear your soon to be born child was on accident. But on the bright side, your teeth look incredible.

Wow! Congratulations $kay! Your comments are always a pleasure to read and Jalopnik is richer due to your contributions. This ode to you is well deserved.

Are you going to lay into it the way Travis Okulski did for the JCW Paceman?

His podracer?

Careful! You’re going to make David Tracy’s spidey senses tingle with comments like that. 

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I was commuting from San Francisco to the East Bay one morning when I spotted a Toyota Alphard up ahead. I did some slightly illegal maneuvers to catch up and get a good glimpse of it. I was on cloud nine seeing one driving around.

I gave you a brake, but it was in my XLR with broken taillights that I can’t afford to fix.

Are we sure the real Cybertruck won’t be made out of cardboard and duct tape?

You have permission to use this guy’s comments next time you and Alanis read hatemail whilst drinking wine. (God... I hate that there no doubt in my mind that you have enough material for a “next time”). 

Oh, that’s how it came out of the factory.

I don’t know which comment you are referencing because the link isn’t taking me the selected response. 

It’d be a miracle if any of them could run because the chances are minuscule to none.

At least you posted a pre-production photo, where they had not yet increased the grille size.