Perfect.

That is the one niche BMW hasn’t taken advantage of, meaning you just got a promotion as a product manager at BMW. What are you going to do with all that extra money?

That is especially interesting since it is hard to associate Chris Davis with getting any kind of win. 

This deserves more stars.

Doug DeMuro: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsqjHFMB_JYTaEnf_vmTNqg

He used to be a writer for Jalopnik, but moved onto AutoTrader and his YouTube channel. His gig used to be purchasing weird cards (deemed #dougcars), such as the S-Cargo. He now rents cars on Turo and talks about their weird quirks and such. 

No matter how bad things get financially at Nissan, they will almost certainly be able to be approved for a new Nissan. 

She needs an Isuzu Amigo for moments like this.

We should take journalistic advice from a commenter who has yet to discover his shift key.

His point isn’t that we should all be placed in protective bubbles, never to leave (even to take a shower as it may result in slipping and falling!). His point is that sitting at a three hour baseball, there is an exponentially higher risk that you could leave the game with a life-changing injury. I see that you…

You’re not wrong, but watching a three hour baseball game has a proportionally much higher risk of sustaining head trauma relative to just about any other activity that doesn’t actively require protection.

I mentioned this earlier, but there is not a constant threat looming on a beach that a rock could be hurled toward your head at over 100 MPH in less than a second. Sitting at a three hour baseball comes with a comparatively high risk of sustaining a life-changing injury than walking on a beach. 

I don’t know if you’re arguing the cause, or just simply the colloquialism, but the situation you describe has a minimal overall chance for injury, even if it would potentially save somebody during the 0.001% chance something did happen.

Bra-ught to you by Jalopnik.

Holy hell, the GT AWD starts at over $35,000! I mean, they’ll probably put like 10 grand on the hood to move one, but a starting price over, say, $25,000 for one of these new?! No way!

“Shit, that’s good.”
- My response to your comment, and what this guy says after he finishes eating some ass. 

Will they make seven different versions of this one as well?

I agree with this about 95%, but I think the one argument I sort of get is that, with Ford announcing a new Bronco, GM could’ve taken advantage of the recognizable Blazer name to make something that echoes what the full-sized Blazer of yore was capable of.

That said, they’ll print money with the new Blazer crossover,…

Make money?

Forreal through #A1

“...also snapped an RBI-less streak that stretched back to Sept. 4 of that same year.”