Nobody ever said it had to be funny, it’s a little quip every Jalopnik test drive has.

Great picture! I wonder where it was...

The Chevy website still shows both faces, with the SS’s face matching the photo you had posted, and the RS matching the lede photo. However, the lede photo is an SS, so maybe they are phasing out the ugly, too much black bowtie in the center of the bumper look. 

Yeah, the Giants, who have refused to go into a full rebuild, are just salivating to trade their franchise player to their hated rivals. And the fans would love that, too! 

Why couldn’t it have been you?! Because crossover, and... come on, it would be at least a little bit funny given the name. 

You think Hollywood is a meritocracy and has nothing to do with family connections and privilege?

Socioeconomic privilege is definitely an inherent advantage in America, as demonstrated by our president. But, must we include it every single time we talk about a person? Why is it so important that, because Ellie Kemper is rich, we mention it every single time her name is mentioned.

You mention white privilege and male privilege - so, for every white male actor, should that be mentioned for every big role they land?

Ok.

This is some good stuff!

If Mercedes did let you drive one, do you think they’d let you apply one of these wraps first to increase your comfort level? 

Fair point. So for the sake of my comment, I’ll assume they’ve all disintegrated by now.

... Elio announced the pre-sale (??) of the ElioCoin Security Token (???). Buckle up.

I doubt it, because I’m pretty sure he would have been much more likable throughout his entire career had that person existed.

So if, by their accounts, a Focus with a lower seating position and AWD is inferior to an EcoSport, why would they want your Focus? Seems like they didn’t really think it through.

Time to give them Juan #1 and Juan #2 treatment.

My first accident happened when I wasn’t even in my car. I ran to a Starbucks in a shopping center where cops commonly took their breaks.

I agree with your update, and I’ll add Mazda: Mazda3 and Toyota should be Tacoma

Perfect.

Then I take you are a fan of Mazda’s naming convention.