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That story has a very sad ending :(

Has any staff member ever slept in one of those cool racecar beds / do any staff members currently use one?

This would be one of the few valid excuses for a Mustang to swerve into a crowd of people at Cars and Coffee.

We should call in the expert fancy Kristen to field this one.

So if my car is giving me problems, would I call AAA? Or AA?

This was my first thought as well. The 2.5 with a stick is a great drive.

Cosigned. I got my 2015 Mazda3 in Grand Touring trim with a manual, and haven’t regretted it for a moment.

I am a little saddened that a user named Li’l Sebastian posted a beating a dead horse gif.

But seriously, why are the drivers so terrible in the hero image?

His slugging percentage still went up, though.

This was in 2015. Derek Norris hasn’t hit since then.

You own a Daihatsu Charade and it’s NOT the car you did not expect to end up with?

This deserves way more love!

I bought my Mazda 3 Grand Touring with a stick and couldn’t be happier. I wish more cars offered the same choice.

...leaving my own car in the middle of the road where it sat.

So I have narrowed this article down to four reasons why some cars are no longer on the road:

At this point, how many times have you called into Jalopnik due to car trouble?

I don’t know if this counts as advice. But living in sunny California, a buddy and I decided to take a weekend ski trip.

This would be the perfect gift for your BMW driving friends with low tire pressure.

This would be the perfect gift for your BMW driving friends with low tire pressure.