I had to.

[redacted] Mr. JayHova made the comment way before I did.

Thank you for this.

Needs more branding...

"Couple had sex on top of the car" is maybe not a fact I would just stick in there. Otherwise, customers might think twice about such a sweet ride.

Ahhh, the Subaru way. "Here is an amazing concept car that has qualities you will certainly drool over and would actually want to drive. We hear your enthusiasm, so we will make the actual version just like the concept. Well, maybe minus the exciting parts. But otherwise the same. Here! Have a look:"

I was in Tahoe for the weekend, on vacation from the Bay Area - so I had totally forgot to bring my ice scraper. I ran inside to grab something, and when I came back, my buddy proudly proclaimed that he had poured MY water bottle all over the window to clear off the ice. Fortunately, the water was already cold. But,…

Bahahaha I love that this is at a Jiffy Lube. About a year ago, I hear a loud crash while sitting in their lobby, only to find out that they backed my ZX2 into a Civic. At first I was pissed, but they handled it very maturely, and I ended up getting a quote for about $350 from a nearby bodyshop, which they quickly…

Incorrect. While the xD still on sales is indeed a fact, there is absolutely nothing fun about the xD.

Thank you for this! I had been thinking about this article recently, but could not find it.

The problem with your argument is that you are framing this as an argument of "stupid vs. smart" people. The issue with this argument is that (1) who am I to call somebody stupid based on their actions, and (2) where does this stupidity start and end?

Have you ever noticed that when a sports team makes it to the finals (World Series, Superbowl, etc.), that tickets increase in price by a tenfold? This is because there is a perceived rarity in the item they are receiving. A fan purchasing a ticket believes $3,500 is well worth the price of a ticket that would…

It needs this license plate frame, amiright?

What work van?

Well maybe if Cadillac made better key fobs, none of this would have happened.

And you only had to read two words into the article to confirm your belief.

Why would I spend countless hours putting screws in my tire, when my tires find a way to fucking do it on their own all the time?

Man, the front fascia of a "lightly used" Hellcat does not age well at all.

The other day, I saw a Dodge Grand Caravan, but with the face of a VW, and the rear of a VW. I mean, yeah, it all fit together, but pretty ridiculous, right?!