I think your inadvertent use of a more expensive, not to mention more desirable, 11 year old Mercedes did a fantastic job illustrating the best case scenario in what would ultimately be a terrible financial decision.

Any time I think about a youth oriented Japanese hatch, I have to check to see if these are still being made. As of today, Scion does indeed still sell the xD.

The lead image in this article is pretty close: http://www.ibtimes.com/analysis-wall-…

"Unfortunately, he's also a colossal douche."

10.) Automatic Headlights

Come on... anybody?

I mean, really anything from Toyota or Lexus. But the LX is HUGE, can carry an entire soccer team, has 380 HP that the driver will never need (except to get the three ton brick moving), has a big honking luxury badge up front, lots of toys to show off, a decently wealthy family can afford one and convey status to…

They got rid of the center mounted dash for the current model.

I wonder how BasicallyYES's Mercury Topaz is treating him?

Travis's official reaction:

Yeah, this'll end well.

The 0.0 sticker does it for me.

The problem is that automatics make up the vast majority of Fisher Price's sales, so selling a three pedal version just doesn't make any sense.

So, grounded to the ground?

He must've Fux'd his way to the top.

I probably look like a dumbass responding to one of these spam ads, but...

Gives a whole new meaning to "break it down!"

I actually learned to draw an owl using a similar method:

Brilliant.