COTD. This was incredible.

This deserves more up votes. On top of the Corvette (which is far and away the biggest example of GM going cheap), virtually every car in each of their brands was rocking this steering wheel, including Suzuki when they were partially owned by GM.

The sad thing is the current Avenger was supposed to look like a miniature Charger. At least, that's what all the car ads in my newspaper seem to think.

Yep, bingo.

She just ticks all the right boxes. She's in my league, attractive without being too over the top, easy to handle, lots of fun no matter where we go, and she won't be high maintenance or cost me a lot of money.

Please spare me any details of the first date.

Right? I am still cracking up! Dodge is made a good move with these ads, but if only they'd bring us the Dart hatch back.

I could watch it at least a dozen times.

Yoga Fire!

Between 2003-2005, the Civic hybrid could be had with a manual transmission as well.

You forgot. "And if they do (offer the diesel as a brown wagon with RWD and a manual), I'll buy it used 5 years from now."

Pussy Magnet Pink?

Yes, and Golden Corral serves aged, hand-cut, USDA sirloin steaks. At face value, it sounds like a great deal, like something you would order from a much more expensive restaurant. Then, as you stand there waiting for your cut of all you can eat Golden Corral sirloin, you look across the buffet counter and see the…

It has already been done.

Came here to yearn for this exact configuration. Sadly, only three of us will ever want to buy this truck, but hopefully they deliver!

Pleeeeeeeeease?

I'm right there with ya buddy.

Pretty sure it's calculus, dude.

You must have missed Rafael's rant about SoCal yesterday: http://jalopnik.com/no-bear-in-lam…