I dunno, this one gives the title a run for its money: [jalopnik.com]

That would have been nice. It would make for much better watching if that entitled douchebag got a little sense knocked into him.

This story is one car backing up away from being titled "Watch A $1 Million Mercedes Get Hit At 93 MPH In A Tiny Parking Garage."

I'd say a crappy day indeed.

Haha! Very well played.

I'm liking this!

HA! Very nicely played.

Study Shows Women More Likely Poop On The Side Of A Highway

What this article really meant was...

Heart click for you, sir. Good answer!

I've had a dealer leave me outside for half an hour without coming back to check up on me after telling me "You can't afford this car" (without getting into my financials too much, I bought a more expensive car on a six-year payment plan and paid it off in half that). So while that isn't a perfect match to this…

Is Mercedes going to need to hire a panel of IT specialists for users that need to turn their car off and back on again?

Not at all, but apparently Fiat does (RAM trucks, SRT Viper, I think there was another one or two I missed. But I was just playing off of that).

IF Dodge (or SRT, or Fiat, or my mom, or Ray Wert or anybody not named Dodge) recreates the Magnum, can we have the same article written for that? It'd be rather... interesting.

Oh, RLy? OK, I'll CLose my mouth then. I'll be much calmer when I ReDuX.

You should have more INTEGRAty than to make that comment.

I am not in the market for this car. You, yes you, are not in the market for this car. Therefore, dictating that it needs a bigger engine, rear-wheel drive, a manual, be less beige, etc. is an ineffective argument. Do you know who would like this car? My mom.

Haha! Awesome!

I think I have seen ONE of these in the wild so far.

I loved my Mazda3, but I didn't like that the cupholders were right next to the shifter. Granted, it's a small inconvenience, but I need to drink a lot of water on long trips, so I had always wished they had reconsidered that design element.