I imagine he is so anti-environment that he just likes burning the fuel. He probably runs the ac and the heater at the same time. 

We need to impeach Pelosi.

Trump should rephrase his original statement to reflect his current position:

Introspection?  Among Bernie supporters?  Have you read the comments to the WFP endorsement and resulting racist backlash?   They don’t do introspection.

Do you by chance take Wellbutrin? I have a so much of it that I never took. I would send it to you (fuck the Postal Service and everyone else). Please come and find me if you feel bad. *I’m hugging you right now*

He isn’t ever going to start a war with Iran because Vlad has specifically told him that it is off limits and any breach of this order will result in major pee tape/financial disclosure related consequences.

I am worried about your first point too - if Biden wins, that will be seen as “validation” that progressivism isn’t a legitimate movement (because we can only think in binaries). I don’t know the statistics but even if like 20% of the Democratic coalition identifies as progressive, they need to pay the fuck attention…

To be clear: if Bernie is the nominee, I will vote for him. I truly like some of his platforms.

I was a tepid supporter of Bernie in 2016, but not today. I’ll tell you the difference between Bernie and Warren: Warren has a well constructed platform of interwoven policies and plans for the future. The talking points they both spout are similar, but Warren has done the groundwork and the math.

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I needed to manually dissect this, but I think something is missing at the end here... 

“Undergraduate student Wayne Ruan said he supported Sanders’ plans to eliminate college tuition and debt, but that if the election were held today, he’d vote for Andrew Yang.”

Yeah, but they’re the weird gothic kid in art class who’s older than the others and has seen this before and know where it leads.

I have zero problems voting either Bernie or Warren. In a ranked choice proportional ballot I’d vote both. :)

You import eye-rollingly OBVIOUS false equivalences into our comment section, Professor Bannon, adding to the surplus troll population, and we manage to be tolerant enough.

Shh.. Splinter and Sanders don’t do irony.

I do hope John Oliver continues the Suess rhymed take-downs.

I do not like him Sam I am

Much better than the previous artist reconstruction of a Denisovan.