I don’t hate the Trump voters that I know. I feel bad for them. They’re not bad people, but they are incredibly dumb. Not too fond of facts, even less so about critical thinking. They won’t get anything they think they elected Trump to give them, and think the best thing that could happen for them is to get Trump…

If the Cubs lose today be sure to tune into 670 The Score in Chicago for the flood of fans hitting the panic button with 161 games to go.

Heh heh heh, mule.

Acapulco shirts. Tape recorder for special music.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but did you not mean that the 2A was meant to limit the power of the Federal government by threatening it with armed revolution? That’s maybe a credible threat in the flintlock era, but it certainly isn’t now.

I know this isn’t the ideal forum, but here is my moderate proposal to solve gun control:

If every black man in the country went to a gun shop and bought one tomorrow, we’d have gun control laws the day after.

Came here to say this. Fried green tomato eggs benedict is one of the best things I’ve ever put in my mouth.

Young players are under team control for way too long and veteran players are paid way too much money.

As an aside, I’m so glad Paul’s Boutique exists because we will never ever ever hear that level of sampling again.

I quite like this whole ‘MAGA’ thing. It’ll make psychiatric diagnosis so much quicker and easier.

I’ve listened to sports radio in Chicago for many years, and even at its worst, it it nowhere nearly as vile as Boston. Yes, Mike North was kind of a racist asshat, but he’s been out of the game for years. Outside of Dan Bernstein making one too many boob jokes and getting his hand slapped every couple years, it’s…

Google “Frank Thomas.”

These fucking people. I’ve lived in this state for 30 years and the few times I have lived in different states, the respite I have gotten from them has been amazing. Living in WI and not caring about the Packers is like living in a mental institution and being the only sane person there.

By crackie!

I prefer to just go and take bites out of living cows. Anything else is just awful and you don’t truly love steak if you need all the bells and whistles like butchers and cooking and stuff like that.

“according to the Chicagoans Cubs fans on my Facebook feed” 

Do you call masturbation “off-speed stuff” or “junk balling”?

“Mm, the little critters of nature: they don’t know that they’re ugly.”

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.