No they’re not. 99% of the money has been collected already. The TV money is in the bank. The stadium and sign sponsorship money is in the bank. Try to get a refund on season tickets; I double dog dare you. The fucking Miami Marlins are suing a guy for not paying for his season tickets, even though the Marlins welched…

On the plus side, Juan stranded three base runners.

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Big Baseball needs to stay out of my bedroom! I hate when Hawk and Stoney describe my errors.

WHOA MAN. Wisconsin dumps all over non-Chicago Illinois & Indiana. WI has a lot of beautiful nature space & Milwaukee/Madison are both pretty great small/mid-major cities. If WI could fix its state government, it’d be a great state.

He still did this Tuesday night and that excuses his boner last night. Kind of. Nicky Delmonico is the fuckin truth tho

You’re a fucking idiot who has no idea what goes on in a locker room. Delete your burner account.

ding ding dongs

“Complete oblivion to the game” is the only way we Sox fans are going to make it through the season. But they will be great in two years.

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.

I get it...but he’s not wrong.

+1 Bobson Dugnutt

Cool story, Bro.

Benetti and Stone are the best goddamn broadcast team in baseball, and I say this as a strong advocate of the Len and JD Show.

Too easy to explain: every time Arroyo throws a pitch, it has a death wish.

I like your regular White Sox updates mostly because of how much they seem to piss the kinds of people off who are fun to piss off.

As a childless adult, I consider my life to be far more personally satisfying than most breeders I know.

I’m just going to leave these Tim Beckman pieces here. This fuckin’ shitkicker.