This beef has nothing to do with dongers.

That’s a clown comment bro

The level of pettiness makes me believe only the cleats of a superstar like Pablo Ozuna will clear up the matter.

I actively dislike the White Sox, but I’d watch Benetti and Stone any day.

Hook me up with that alarm clock. I want my morning rituals to be announced, “streeeetch!”

John McCain and Charles Barkley

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Hah, you pretty much just summed up why the 1% refer to people like you as the ‘useful’ idiots. They have convinced you that you should be happy with your 42k a year and your health insurance, which i’m assuming takes up a large portion of your pay. Do you have a family? Whats your deductible? 3k?

Fuck the potus right in his weird puckered butthole mouth.

Wrong. He’s doing a great job. He’s doing it just like we were all taught! Hands at 5 and 8. Lean face 12 inches over steering wheel airbag. Close your eyes. Scream. You know, that stuff.

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?

Fuck off Redford. We want Marchman.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

“MUH GOD!!!!! GRONK JUST HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THE REF TOTALLY MISSED IT!!!! WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!”

Holding a gun is dressing for war. The only reason to have that gun is to kill. There is zero reason for having it otherwise.

Ichiro works out in a mysterious cargo container in Miami...Or as I know it, “Jim Tomsula’s summer home.”

DT: Lemme tell you guys, this is a tremendous truck, I mean just really nice.

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