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What’s a Catch and Release: The Story of Dez Bryant and the Cowboys

Man, #1 always shows up somewhere. When he first rolls up you’re like “it’s 85 degrees why TF is this fool wearing brown sweater?!”

I knew this article would be good before I clicked on it. Not disappointed. I think every single one of these is a documented category of (mostly) white basketball player. And, it’s worth mentioning they aren’t by any means mutually exclusive. 

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just watch this pretty much a good representation

Really? You didn’t see the article about Shawn running into Kanye and Taylor Swift in L.A. last week. It was awkward to say the least and got pretty heated.

So I used to work at the library in college. One of my jobs was kicking out people who watched porn or started JOing. It was primarily homeless people. The one day, there was a super animated homeless guy (not JOing, just really animated). We assumed he was watching porn. As it turned out, the dude had been on hour

‘Who’s disgusting harasser chin is this?’

I know that the COASTAL ELITE media and those in the south want people to believe that Chicago hasn’t been a college basketball town since DePaul’s heyday in the 80's, but this city was turnt all day long in advance of this game. Sure, they might have been wearing the wrong color (lotta green out there today), but

Since I am not with what is it, and what is it, I am not with, someone’s going to have to explain all of this to me, starting with who is Sister Jean, why would anyone want to fuck her, and what does this have to do with Rafael Palmeiro in 1996?

Buzzkillington here, but Loyola is the 22nd best team by RPI but was given an 11th seed due to the fact that they come from the MVC. Yes it’s an upset but not as big as we would think. On the flip side it is really cool that a team that hardly makes the tournament is getting somewhere.

You should try to monetize your posts. Bill (cart)writing to accountspayable@deadspin.com

He haas to think about his health, and his future in professional basketball. Coach will (pur)due what’s best for the player and the team as a whole.

You’d try to fuck with a former professional athlete who easily goes 6'9", 300 these days?

“Does Rasheed Wallace look like a bitch to you?”

An eyewitness to the incident, recalled Davis - when interrogated by the police - responded:

Dryer sheets in the toilet paper tube for the exhale and a towel under the door are freshman year lessons.

Thinking of this guy just made me feel so old.

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.