Meanwhile In Sweden. Where do I sign up Mr. Trump?

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

This is all guesswork unless you normalize for passenger mile.

Man, I already have a hard enough time cleaning out my Camelbak.

Same

Why not on hardwood floors? I have Walnut hardwood floors that ding/scratch very easily, and the shop vac has never left a single scratch.

Why not on hardwood floors? I have Walnut hardwood floors that ding/scratch very easily, and the shop vac has never…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

I have robots who walk my eggs for me :|

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

Not 100% sure but I think CP means child porn

That’s change we can pour hot wax on?

Now that is change I can believe in.

I hear the real secret is large amounts of crack

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

Doesn’t Windows 10 automatically push updates? If so, what are the chances of MSFT shutting this down?