Meh.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

No one owes you shit.

No one owes you shit.

@BillSimmons

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

I like this story; I don’t care that it never happened

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.

I’m pretty sure many men are already very familiar with moisturizing their dicks on a daily basis.

My submission and defense.

Survey: what sandwich could replace Goodell and do the same, if not better, job? Please be prepared to defend your answer.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

[absolutely fucking speechless]

@ 1:24 the ball is spinning the wrong direction. At least fake shit right, damnit.

Educated, liberal, livable city with weed and mouth-breathing idiot football fans? Are we sure this isn’t the WYTS for the Seahawks?

The guy who first made those stickers is my high school buddy that now lives in Oregon.

Ah, the Native Elitists. The only Coloradans that are more hated than the transplants.

First time through: man, that’s stupid.

Reverse, reverse