“Seriously!” - C.K.

How to tell a Troll from a Stupid on Kinja: Trolls tend to post BS without further engagement, while Stupids tend to post BS and respond to comments with more BS. The worst is the Troll/Stupid offspring - when these beasts mate, they produce Stupid Trolls - uhg, the worst!

TL;DR: Spray-on sunscreen does not actually protect you.

“You know, I bet we can make a peanut allergy vaccine! Wouldn’t that be great?”

Pssssh. Like, who doesn’t think Twitter’s totally dumb or whatevs? Asif!

FTFY buddy. Now, can I finally get this damn burner account out of the Greys on Giz?

The road to hell Russia and/or China is paved with good intentions, people.

LOL at all the replies about “yeah but Trump’s the problem - not the system”.

The technology sure is cool, but you have to feel some slight anxiety over perpetuating class divide. After all, having an expensive smartphone shouldn’t be a requirement to enter a grocery store.

Pretty sure it’s just his glorious fookin’ accent. Ya bahstad!

Bravo, and well said.

Standard voting process in CO:

“Gotta admit, I was kinda going for the Snakes. Great soundtrack though.”

In space, no one can hear you vote.

You’re spot on. Positioned and priced for power use, but built to compete on aesthetics.

Finally - a reason to hate HBO!

Things my phone won’t do:

pssh.. CaptainButters. More like CaptainNutters, amiright?

I had the same issue - lots of complaints on dead-battery-syndrome in the forums. I suspect they had a big batch of faulty batteries..