Thank you! To be fair, I was counseled a couple of weeks ago to contact Jez directly and be like “WTF” but I didn’t because I forgot.

Wow, that shit is cold. I would have stood up & given the exact same eulogy, staring at the priest the entire time so that he understood that I knew.

FTW: my husband and I went to our former boss’ mother’s funeral. After his sister read a ‘poem’ about their mother—which was just a ten minute long list of things she liked (She liked the color blue. She liked smoking cigarettes...)- our former boss stepped to the front of the room and hit play on a small, old school…

“I felt incredulous that people who are in uniform, on the job, and trusted with protecting the public could express so much contempt for women,” she said. “The misogyny is horrifyingly casual. How can such attitudes not affect their police work?

hey fuck you man

Yeah, just don’t mention Bandit’s choice in license plates:

i spent a little minute thinking about this... this was my non-denominational substitute flag. it gets the sentiment exactly right and allows people of all races to express it together.

Meth.

wut o.o I found and still declare the MYST series to be one of the best puzzles series of all time. They’re all very explorative and requires a certain amount of clicking or random knowledge. it’s really easy to get stuck in the first, where as the second and later games are easier to move on in. What are your reasons…

For me that game was Myst, the original walking simulator. As a puzzle game it probably wasn’t so great but at the time my friends and I were floored by CD-ROM (!!) graphics.

There’s a lot to process in this comment.

Buy this vacuum. I’ve bought two refurb Dysons (both DC17s purchased from Fry’s) and both were in absolutely flawless shape, completely indistinguishable from new. $200 is a lot to spend on a vacuum, but they are absolutely the best designed and best built vacuums I’ve ever used, and extraordinarily powerful.

Buy this vacuum. I’ve bought two refurb Dysons (both DC17s purchased from Fry’s) and both were in absolutely…

I was at the Kevin Everett game, sitting in the end zone with my ex-wife who is a Broncos fan. The Everett injury was probably only the fourth strangest thing to happen at that game that included:

Oh god.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

That’s a good GIF right there.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip