Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

Great job Adam, 1.5 thumbs up

“Pics or it didn’t happen” as an argument for confirming sources says more about our cynical attitude towards journalists than it does a journalist’s responsibility or ethics.

The DUI lawyers I’ve spoken with say it’s an open secret that roadside tests are designed to be impossibly subjective so that you literally cannot pass them if that’s what the cop wants. And if he’s asking you to perform a sobriety test, he’s already made up his mind. Completing the test will only give him ammo for…

Field sobriety tests are voluntary and the officer can only ask you to perform them but can't force you to do them. I don’t know of a single state in which there is a penalty for refusing them, and you cannot be arrested solely for refusing them. SFST (Standardized Field Sobriety Test) are considered a search in most…

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

“Yes...sweet...yes....aah fucking shorts!!!”

i do believe he’s checking that junk out.

They’re called tortillas in Texas.

Legal coast to coast now, my friend, Gov. Abbot and his cross-eyed stooge notwithstanding.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

For the record, this is how Jughead was waaay back in the day before he became just some glutton with no real point other than being a glutton around the late 80’s early 90’s.

There’s your problem....that’s not good.

Your tip only works if you are a white male.

He’s probably a lot of fun to do all of his drugs with

He's probably a lot of fun to do drugs with.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.