Gay bears giggling makes me giggle.

November, 2014 - 4 hour flight - bulkhead - 9am. W.T.F.

Obviously gay, still does job (and blogs like a misogynist):

Really makes you wonder.. what she had to do for those Uggs.

Now that’s a fire!

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn’t easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he’s a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

Pretty sure any Bristol opinion is supposed to include a legal disclaimer covering potential health hazards related to consuming said bullshit.. right?

Illuminati Confirmed!

Wait a sec.. when did China get access to YouTube?

The answer is obviously a Jonesy Christo.

Go to sleep. Ducks. You also. Duck. You also.

.tnaillirb gnikcuf

..most of the time. A tad awkward when it doesn’t work..

In my experience, this exactly how most heterosexual men talk about women when they aren’t around. I’m happilyish married, over 40, a professional with a good white collar job, and I still talk like this with my jackass buddies. I am very pro-women’s rights, acknowledge the female intelligence and right at a…

Most perfect cars go to a score of 100. Teslas go to 103.

Hear Hear! Myst is the Shyt!

Good submission, but you’ve just alienated fundamentalist christianity (98% of the south). Maybe update the text to read:

Well done. Minor but material improvement:

In spanish: Pacifico Pint Porfavor

Came here to make sure comment one was sufficiently lewd.. not disappointed.

Came here to make sure comment one was sufficiently lewd.. not disappointed.