I may come to Deadspin for the articles, but I stay for the puns.

pretty sure this guy goes to both..

Maybe it’s time I finally watch TBL..

Spurs Jesus getting mad TV coverage, yo! Wasn’t he on True Detective just a few weeks ago?

IKR? There simply has to be a physical limitation, or this would be ‘fixed’ by now. /me exposing my utter lack of any knowledge on the subject..

Fucking goddam feels. well said, well written, thanks for the share.

Looks like Amazon is having a hard time handling the traffic.. 404s for me.. way to go Mr. Roberts - looks like the Kinja Deals traffic took them down!

Looks like Amazon is having a hard time handling the traffic.. 404s for me.. way to go Mr. Roberts - looks like the…

Yep, I've heard the same.

Breaking News: Pic of Jordan’s date attached. World makes more sense now.

Really well done, thank you for sharing Andy. Well timed for me.

“Goddam Bing Safesearch!”

First thing he looks at!

I'd keep your chorizo fetish under wraps if you're in Texas..

If I was an actor/rapper/millennial/gifofgod I would be just like Labeouf.

Q: What’s the one thing worse than Anti Vaxxers?

Lesson learned - It is absolutely critical that all prisons have a Shaw-Skank Prevention. plan.

“I’d sure like to leave, but my hot lady-brain can’t understand what calipers does. I better call a man who knows the automobiles.”

There are no vaccines for uh, allergies or colitis. That’s not a thing, Bill.