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He can fix the douche hair, but Ryan Lochte can't fix the douchiness.
Of course I’m serious. These “men” should be arrested the moment they land in the US. If I am ever not serious, I will end my comment with “psych!” to avoid confusion.
The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.
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Modern pentathlon competitors use unfamiliar horses for the show jumping event. Here’s the result of that rule.
Umm... What?
I have the same gait when I have to poop.
That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.
I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…
The only answer that was ever needed is “Because he is a fucking moron”.
I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.
Jeaheez Mom! Now my friends have to stay in Brazilian jail, thanks a lot. Also, I don’t even like the cherry fruit roll ups you got me, you’re the worst!
Absolutely nothing in your posts gives off “arch humor” rather than rightous indignation that one of the most dangerous cities is dangerous. Not to mention that, you know, the murder rates for the cities you mentioned in the US are confined to small parts of those cities, and those stats only include the actual city…
Locked Up Abroad, Olympics Edition.
Well this is fucked up.
As I’m sitting here and eating lunch across the street from the Indy Conrad, all I can do is laugh at how insanely fucking retarded these comments are. Is Indy a little New York or L.A.? Hell no. This is the Midwest, but we’re nowhere near as bad as these comment would have you believe.
Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?
Solution: remove boxing as an olympic event. Replace it with brawling. You lose when you are unconscious or give up. No judging, no bribing.
All I have to do is watch 5 min of Fellaini acting like a total douche to hate them again.