More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

get that weak shit outta here.

Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that if you aren’t a boxer, shadowboxing makes you look like a tool.

I’ve been that high before.

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

HUNTER PENCE LIKES BALLS IN THE FACE.

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

What did he say? what did he say?? what did he say??!!!!

Here we have a woman explaining that women actually do understand sports, and doing so by demonstrating a great way to break your fingers while laying down a bunt.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

Tom, I believe Penn State is the still the undisputed leader in camper aggression.

So now we’re going to start giving kids shit for getting to sit in the front row?

I want to poke it with a stick.

I’m more or less neutral on Jackson. He wasn’t awful, but he wasn’t amazing either. He didn’t make me turn my tv to ESPN, but he didn’t make me turn away, either.